A drunk farmer comes home late one night with a sheep under his arm. He goes up to bed, and his wife says where the hell have you been? He says "shut up!" He says "this is the pig I've been sleeping with." 'She says " you idiot thats no pig thats a sheep!" The farmer says "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I was talking to the sheep."
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