Old Ethel

Old Ethel loved to race her wheelchair around the retirement
home. Oneday while she was racing her wheelchair around the
halls like normal, she ran into an old man standing in the
middle of the narrow hall. "Stop," the old man said, "your
speeding. I'll need to see your licence." So Ethel dug through
her robe pockets, pulled out a KIT-KAT wraper and handed it to
the old man. He looked at it for a moment handed it back and
said,"Here, your free to go,but I don't wanna see you speeding
again,...ok." with that Ethel speed off around the next corner
where another old man awaited her. "Stop! Your speeding." He
says,"I need to see your licence and registration." Again Ethel
dug through her robe pockets this time she pulled out the
KIT-KAT wraper and a pillow tag. She handed these to the old
man who glanced at them and handed them back. "Here, your free
to go, but, I don't wanna see you speeding again." With that
Ethel speed off around the next corner where a third old man
awaited her only this one was naked holding his penis in his
hand. "OH NO! Not another breathalizer!" Moaned poor Old
Ethel.