An old couple were sitting on there porch--- both around 85 years old. After a while the old man stands up and puts on his jacket. The old lady says:"Where are you going?" and the old man replies:"I'm gonna go to the doctor's and get me some of that Viagra stuff they be sellin'"The old woman sits for a minute, then stands up and puts on her jacket. The old man says:"And where are you going?" and the old lady replies:"I'm gonna go to the doctor's and get me a tetnus shot if you think you gonna stick that rusty thing in me"~submitted by drewie*
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