15> Start Me Up -- Hand Me My Viagra, Please
14> She Loves You -- Hey, Mister, Wanna Meet My Sister? Only Five Bucks!
13> Good Vibrations -- My Sinful Dildo Pleasures Me
12> Love Me Do -- Please Have Sex With My Styled Hair
11> I Just Called to Say I Love You -- Wanna Have Some Hot Steamy Phone Sex?
10> Rawhide -- Spank Me Again, Please, Master
9> Bohemian Rhapsody -- We Don't Understand This Song Either, So It Must Be About Sex
8> Stairway to Heaven -- The Brothel Is on Second Floor
7> Sweet Child o' Mine -- My Young Daughter Tastes Delicious
6> I Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag -- This Tampon Is Killing Me
5> Like a Rock -- Uncontrollable Erection in Math Class
4> You've Got To Hide Your Love Away -- Please Conceal Your Genitals, Perverted One
3> Great Balls of Fire -- I Should Not Have Had Sex With That Prostitute
2> Morning Has Broken -- Having to Urinate After Sleeping Has Caused My Man-Sword to Swell
1> Tainted Love -- Your Crotch Smells Like Fish!
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