The Top 15 English Pop Songs Mistakenly Banned in Thailand


15> Start Me Up -- Hand Me My Viagra, Please


14> She Loves You -- Hey, Mister, Wanna Meet My Sister? Only Five Bucks!


13> Good Vibrations -- My Sinful Dildo Pleasures Me


12> Love Me Do -- Please Have Sex With My Styled Hair


11> I Just Called to Say I Love You -- Wanna Have Some Hot Steamy Phone Sex?


10> Rawhide -- Spank Me Again, Please, Master


9> Bohemian Rhapsody -- We Don't Understand This Song Either, So It Must Be About Sex


8> Stairway to Heaven -- The Brothel Is on Second Floor


7> Sweet Child o' Mine -- My Young Daughter Tastes Delicious


6> I Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag -- This Tampon Is Killing Me


5> Like a Rock -- Uncontrollable Erection in Math Class


4> You've Got To Hide Your Love Away -- Please Conceal Your Genitals, Perverted One


3> Great Balls of Fire -- I Should Not Have Had Sex With That Prostitute


2> Morning Has Broken -- Having to Urinate After Sleeping Has Caused My Man-Sword to Swell


1> Tainted Love -- Your Crotch Smells Like Fish!


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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

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