One day a boy walked in on his parents having sex. His mom was
laying on top of his dad. He didn't understand what was
happening so he figured he'd ask his mom later.
Later the boy asked his mom,"Mommy what were you to daddy
before?" His mom stuttered and said,"You know how daddy is
getting kind of fat? Well when I lay on him, it slims him down."
"Well mommy, that won't work. Because right after you leave for
work, the lady next door comes and blows him right back up."
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