Oil boom jokes

I live in williston nd the center of a big oil boom where the male to female ratio is ridiculous. Making the men rather desperate. Being a fairly attractive female I get hit on relentlessly. So when men start staring at me in the bar I loudly say ,"what? You never seen a tranny before?" Lol in hopes to deter them. I told my buddy " when I go to the bathroom tell this stranger next to me, if you're going to roofie her use 2 she's building a tolerance. Rumors of rape of male n females are abundant and whispers of men stalking women at Walmart are not uncommon either. We'll I have been here 9 years and no one has tried to rape me. I'm getting kind of offended. Haha not that I wanna be raped but someone could at least try.

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