Henry Ford.

So we all know Henry Ford right?
Invented the Ford motor car.
When Henry Ford died, he gets to the pearly gates and says to David; I'm Henry Ford, inventor of the Ford motor car!
David says inventor hey, u go in the hall with all the other inventors..."hey Isaac, come show Mr Henry Ford to the hall of inventors" calls David, and off Henry and Isaac go.
When they get to the hall Henry sees all the the famous inventors...Edison, Morse, Watt and the rest of them....
He spots an old man sitting in the corner, big beard, walking cane etc....
Henry walks over and introduces himself, "Hi, I'm Henry Ford, inventor of the Ford motor car, who are you good sir?"
The old man replies "I'm Adam, inventor of the woman!"
"Great invention if I do say so myself" says Henry, "but I only have one small criticism, you put the outlet valve too close to the inlet valve!"
Adam replies; "Well Henry, more men have ridden in my invention than they have yours!"

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