There was this drunk who said to the bartender, "I want a woman!" so the bartender gave him directions to a place.The drunk was so messed up that he couldn't remember where the bartender told him to go. So he accidentally walks into a Foot Doctor's office.The lady at the counter asks, "Can I help you?"The Drunk says, "Yes, I want some service." So the lady replies, "Go in the other room and put it on the table."So the drunk goes and puts his dick on the table.The lady comes in and says, "That's not a foot!"The drunk replies, "Give it time, lady, Give it time."
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