[OC]The successful vacuum salesman.

A very successful and charismatic vacuum sales man decides to revisit a customer to whom which he have sold his products nearly every year.

Upon knocking on the door, a beautiful, youthful, middle age woman answers.
"Hello there sir, how my I perchance honor this visit? "

"Hello there beautiful, I wish to sell you one of our newest vacuum model! This time with more features " he winks at her. Immediately she appears know to know his motives

Biting her lip the wife responds, "Oh you flatterer! One moment, let me fetch my husband!" after a few moments she returns with her husband, a large muscular laborer.

"Sir! We already purchased a vacuum from every year without fail, what could this one possibly have that makes it superior? " he asks the sales man.

"Ah you see the on you previously purchased is already out of date! It only sucks and lacks feature. This one does much more! It can suck harder! It can blow as well. Great for those unreachable corners! It comes with a small plow to push away objects! It also has a built in battery that lasts hours! No need for cables, but you still need it to charge it! " at the same time the salesman winked at the wife and she giggled whilst hold her bosom with lust.

" But I must confess my fellow, for this vacuum has a bit of weight to it. Sure though, a tough man such as yourself can handle it!" this time the wife responded by putting her hand over mouth wilst giggling as she fantasized.

"Wow! So many new features! You have me sold, my good sir!" replied the husband, he was oblivious to the flirting between his wife and the salesman. This man surely did love his vacuum.

They salesman and the husband leave to go commit with the transaction. Several hours later, and much to the wonderment of the wife, the two return. Both are out of breath and messy.

"It was a 'pleasure doing business' with you!" commented the salesman. He then quickly leaves.
Bewildered the wife asked, "Beloved husband, I see the transaction went through smoothly, but where is the vacuum?"

TL:DR- Plot twist!