Two Mexican fishermen are sitting near a fishing bank in a boat, playing their french horns.
There is a splash and one fisherman says "Damn! I dropped my french horn into the water!"
The other fisherman says "Hold on! I'll try and use my fishing hook to get it out."
The first fisherman says "You idiot! French horns won't bite onto the bait!"
"Yes it will," says the other fisherman. "The french horn was a red herring."
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