A pair of testicles just moved into a new neighborhood.
Left Testicle: Have you meet the neighbors yet?
Right Testicle: Sort of. I met our upstairs neighbor. He's short and fat but, mostly a dick.
Left Testicle: That's alright because our downstairs neighbor is a dirty, hairy asshole!
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