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You could "come along", if you catch my drift.

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In New York City, police investigated a suspicious package that turned out to...

Annual Sex

An elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the...

Hillary after...

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex? A: I'll be home in 15...

What makes light...

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Topical Jokes for...

In New York City, police investigated a suspicious package that turned out to...

Annual Sex

An elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the...

Hillary after...

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex? A: I'll be home in 15...

What makes light...

They are both fucking close to water.

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Annual Sex

An elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the...

Hillary after...

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex? A: I'll be home in 15...

What makes light...

They are both fucking close to water.

Big Boy- is dumb

There was a blonde men walking thru town like normle, but only onething, he...

Why is dangerous...

eh'ds everywhere

Hillary after...

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex? A: I'll be home in 15...

What makes light...

They are both fucking close to water.

Big Boy- is dumb

There was a blonde men walking thru town like normle, but only onething, he...

Why is dangerous...

eh'ds everywhere

Why did Bin Laden...

Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.

What makes light...

They are both fucking close to water.

Big Boy- is dumb

There was a blonde men walking thru town like normle, but only onething, he...

Why is dangerous...

eh'ds everywhere

Why did Bin Laden...

Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.

he: "Do you...

he: "Do you smoke after sex?" she: "I don't know. I've never...

Big Boy- is dumb

There was a blonde men walking thru town like normle, but only onething, he...

Why is dangerous...

eh'ds everywhere

Why did Bin Laden...

Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.

he: "Do you...

he: "Do you smoke after sex?" she: "I don't know. I've never...

Why is dangerous...

eh'ds everywhere

Why did Bin Laden...

Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.

he: "Do you...

he: "Do you smoke after sex?" she: "I don't know. I've never...

Why did Bin Laden...

Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.

he: "Do you...

he: "Do you smoke after sex?" she: "I don't know. I've never...

We're having sex...

You could "come along", if you catch my drift.

he: "Do you...

he: "Do you smoke after sex?" she: "I don't know. I've never...

We're having sex...

You could "come along", if you catch my drift.

Pickled Penis(NSFW)

A woman and her husband were experiencing marital problems, to the point...

Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy

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