...after a full day of drinking and one of them throws up on himself.
"Ahh man my wife is gunna kill me. I said I was only going to have a couple today and she's already been complaining about how much I drink" he said.
His friend, being a shrewd guy, comes up with an idea:
"Put 10 dollars in the top pocket of your shirt here. When your wife sees you, tell her some other guy threw up on you and offered to pay for the shirt to be cleaned".
Pleased that this solves the problem the 2 friends keep drinking.
After staggering home the vomit-stained man swings the door open to be greeted by his eye-rolling wife.
"Oh my word you said you were only going to go out for a couple and look at the state of you!" she says.
"No, no look this was some other guy I promise. He said he'd give me 10 bucks to get it cleaned! check my pocket!".
She reaches in...
"You said he gave you 10 dollars why is there 20 in here?"
"Oh yeah...he shit my pants as well".
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