He tells his boss he can't come in because of an awful headache.
The boss says to him, "I can't let you have today off. You need to come in. You know what I do when I have a headache? I grab my wife, throw her on the bed, and have sex with her, no questions asked. Do that, feel better, and get your butt to work."
The employee calls back 30 min later and says, "you were right! I feel much better. Nice house btw..."
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