They try to find some water and food but arent able to find any. Suddenly they come upon this huge house and one of them decides to go and ask for food and water. He rings the bell and this ugly woman with disgusting tits opens the door. So he asks her for rations and.she says he'll have to fuck her for it. Not wanting to do it, he runs away. The other friend decides to go and try. So the woman tells him to fuck her and he decides to do it. She takes him to the kitchen, bends over the counter and tells him to fuck her in the ass. Not wanting to do her, he picks up this cob of corn lying nearby, fucks her with it and throws it out the window. Then she tells him she'll arrange for a jeep for him if he does it again so he picks up another cob of corn and fucks her with it. After he's done, she tells him to wait outside while she has everything sent to him. He goes out and sees his friend smiling and asks him "Why are you so fucking happy?" to which the friend says "Bro! I just had the two best ears of buttered corn!"
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