One day, the man comes home from work to find his son having sex with his mother. Understandably outraged, the man drags his son out of his house, yelling, "What the fuck are you doing! How dare you fuck my mother, your own grandmother! What in the world were you thinking!" The son replies, "Honestly, I didn't think it would be a big deal. I mean, you fuck MY mother all the time, and I've never said a damn word!" - I heard this joke from my dad, who is a professor of early religious history. According to him, it's a really old joke, like ~2000 years old.
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