so he stops at a gas station with a sign that says:
"If you fill up, you have the chance to free sex!"
It fills the tank to the rim, completes the checkout process and asks for free sex.
"Ok" says the attendant, "call me a number between 0 and 10."
"7" says the guy .
"That was close. The number was 8, maybe next time."
3 weeks later the guy again stops at this gas station, this time he brought a friend. He refuels brim, proceed to checkout and asks for free sex.
"Give me a number between 0 and 10."
"2"
"My God, really annoying was the number three. They were again very close tuned. I would try it again, as close as they were off."
The two guys drive away and the friend says, "I mean that's a fraud, you'll never win the free sex. He just wants to sell a lot of gasoline."
"No, no " says the guy, "my wife has already won twice."
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