A truck driver pulls up next to a prostitute and asks how much a round would be. The woman says: "100 dollars."
The driver responds: "I don't have that much money at the moment. But you know what? If we do it, then I'll give you my mobile."
The hooker looks at the guy's phone. It looks like an expensive one, so she agrees to do it. After they finished, the woman asks: "So, will you give me your mobile?"
And the driver says: "Oh, sure. I almost forgot. So it's 754-3..."
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