A Frenchman, an Britton and an American are walking in the jungle when...

they meet a cannibal tribe. They are captured and the tribe leader says: "Finally, some fresh meat. And we can make some extra canoes with your skins. But we are not that cruel. We let you choose the way you die."
The Frenchman may choose first and chooses to be beheaded by guillotine, he hoped they could not find such a machine and hoped he would be released. He was wrong ans got decapitated.
Then the Britton was asked the same question and he said: "I would like to battle your best warrior. If I win, you will release me." The Britton still believed in Western European superiority and therefore could not lose. He was wrong and bled to death after his throat was cut in the warior's first attack.
Then the American was asked the same question as the Britton and the Frenchman. He answered: "Let me have a fork before I die." The tribe leader was surprised by this request, but agreed and gave the American a fork.
The American started stabbing himself vigorously while shouting:
"I ... AM ... NOT ... BECOMING ... A ... CANO"

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