A man is taking an airplane flight on TWA from New York to Florida. A very beautiful stewardess brings the drink cart down the aisle, stops by the man, smiles a gorgeous smile and asks him, "Would you like some TWA coffee, TWA soda or TWA water?" He replies, "How about some TWA tea?"
*I learned this joke from a friend I don't remember in 1983 or 1984 during my pre-teen years, and I was having dinner alone with my Dad at a chinese restaurant when I brilliantly busted this out. I asked him to explain it because I didn't understand it. Up to that point, I had never heard a dirty joke, nor knew what they were or that they even existed. I shall also preface this by explaining TWA Airlines ran in the US between 1925 and 2001 and was booming at the time I heard the joke.)*
*My father explained that it was "another word for sex". Also, that is the only time in my life I ever heard my father utter the word "sex". Wasn't sure if this would be considered NSFW so I decided to err on the side of caution.*
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