Little 10 year old Timmy comes home from school one day. He goes to his dad and says "Dad, what is a cunt?"
Dad is shocked and says "Where did you hear that word?!"
"I heard it in school" Timmy says, "please tell me what it is. Everyone in school already knows!"
So the dad says "Ok fine, if you really want to know what it is come into my room after midnight. Your mother should be asleep and that's when I'll tell you."
Midnight passes and Timmy goes into his dad's room. And his dad is sitting on the bed waiting for him whil his mother is lying on the bed naked. "Still want to know what a cunt is?" Dad asks.
"Yes I do!" Exclaims Timmy.
Dad points to Timmy's naked mother on the bed and says "do you see that between her legs? That's a pussy. All around it is a cunt."
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