How do you stop a baby from choking.
Take your dick out of its mouth.
What's a similarity between a bike and a nigger.
They both don't work without a chain.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Mustang.
I don't have a Mustang in my Garage.
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles.
Nail its other hand Down.
What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes.
Blue, One blue this way, one blew that way.
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