... bellies up to the center of a "U" shaped bar and orders a beer. Bartender brings him a beer and he chugs it down. He looks to the left side of the bar with a scowl on his face and says "All you sittin over there are a bunch of motherfuckers. And if ya got anything to say about it... we can just take care of it now". Nobody made a peep. He orders another beer and slams it down as well. He then glares at the folks on the right side of the bar and says "And you all over here ain't nothin but cocksuckers." With that little ol Beenie, 60 years old, bout 90 lbs soaking wet, sitting down at the end of the bar turns and get up from his stool and begins walking towards the center of the bar. The biker turns to him asks " You want some shit little man?" Beenie glances away and says "Oh no..no sir. I'm just sitting on the wrong side."
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