An older couple return home from a date.
The man says, "Hey, maybe we can have some sex"
The woman says, "Sure. Maybe you can go down on me a little. You know, for old times sake."
"Yeah, ok." the man says.
They retire to the bedroom and get undressed. The man lays her on her back and starts kissing her all over, making his way down. He finally gets there and starts going to work. This goes on for a while and finally, the woman says, "Harold, what are you doing down there? You're like a teenager, do you need a map or something?"
"Sorry," he says, "But you didn't tell me you replaced the man in the canoe with the man behind the curtain."
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