(NSFW) A bisexual man is confessing to his priest

about the fact that he has feelings for men.

"Well we all have our burdens to bear, feelings we can't control." Says the priest . "But having those feelings isn't in itself a sin, the Bible says to lie with a man as you would a with a woman is the sin, have you done that?"

"What? No, avoiding that was easy." The man replied .

"Really?" the Priest asked, somewhat shocked. The man had never shown much self control .

"Yeah, my girlfriend never lets me do anal and my boyfriend doesn't even have a vagina!"

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