Sitting down for his haircut, he looks up at the barber and asks,
"This bald patch has really started to get me down. Have you heard of any reliable cure for baldness?"
The barber smiles, "Actually, I have one that's guaranteed to work! Whenever you're with a women, make sure you arouse her as much as possible. Then, take the juices of her pussy and rub them where you want hair to grow!"
"Wow!" replies the man is disbelief, "And that actually works?"
"Of course!" nods the barber, "Just look at what it did for me!"
The man looks confused, "But you're as bald as a baby's ass!"
"True," says the barber, "But have you ever seen such a full and opulent beard?"
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