The Chinese president steps up to the podium, decides to be creative and starts his speech with placing his 2 fingers on his forehead and the continuing in sign language. The Russian president asks him when he comes down, what the fuck was that in the beginning, you wiggling your fingers on your forehead. The Chinese president says, Oh that was the sign for "Dear".
The Russian president determined to top his Chinese counterpart, starts with two fingers on his forehead, then he rubs his chest and then his crotch. When he finishes, the American president asks him, dude what the fuck was that, The Russian president says, Oh that meant "Dear ladies and gentlemen".
The American president wants to top them all and start his speech with 2 fingers on the forehead, rubs his chest, then crotch, drops his pants and starts masturbating furiously, cums and continues with his speech.
When he comes down from the podium, the Chinese and Russian presidents are staring at him expecting an explanation. The American president says, That meant "Dear ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure".
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