A small passenger blimp is going down and has no place to land safely. In attempt to keep to in the air long enough to land, its cargo is dumped.
The blimp is still going down, however, and through quick calculations it is realised that four average-weighted passengers would need to sacrifice themselves for the rest of the people on board.
And so, a British man goes over to the door. "Long live the Queen!" he says. Then he jumps.
Next, a French man goes over to the door. "Vive la France!" he says. Then he jumps.
Then, a Texan man goes over to the door. "Remember the Alamo!" he shouts. Then he shoves two Mexicans off.
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