An OBGYN walks into the room that her patient has been waiting in. Test results show that the patient is pregnant. However, the patient is unaware of this.
The doctor is surprised and confounded because during the medical questionnaire done earlier that day, the patient stated that she is not sexually active.
The doctor says: "So patient, I have some news for you that confuses me. Earlier today you stated that you're not sexually active, however the blood test that we ran on you this morning shows that you're 8 weeks pregnant.
The patient looks back at the doctor and states: "well Doctor, you asked if I am sexually active; I'm not, I just lay there."
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