A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that? The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that? The 90-year-old said, I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit. The doctor replied, My point exactly.
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