Dirty Johnny's sitting in his kindergarten class, learning about the alphabet. The teacher is having the students review. She asks the class, "What's something that starts with the letter A?"
Immediately several hands go up, including Dirty Johnny's. The teacher thinks, oh no, I can't call on Johnny, he'll say asshole or something like that. So she calls on Martha, and Martha answers apple.
Next, she asks if anyone can think of something that starts with B and again Johnny's hand goes up. The teacher thinks, well, I can't call on him, he'll say bitch or something like that. So instead, she calls on Davey, who answers basketball.
This goes on all the way down the alphabet, until finally the teacher gets to R. Only Johnny raises his hand. The teacher pauses for a minute, and nobody else raises their hand, but she thinks, oh, it should be fine, nothing really nasty starts with R anyway.
"Okay, Johnny, what's something that starts with R?"
"RATS, teacher, big motherfuckin' RATS, with three-foot cocks!"
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