A newly hired magician is booked for his first gig- a 4 day cruise. The first night, he totally nails everything. Every trick done right, every cue nailed, and everyone has a great time. He does notice a penguin sitting in the front row of the auditorium though, and the whole night, the penguin doesn’t look away or blink- even once.
The second night, the magician starts his show, and the penguin is there. This time, the penguin gives away all of the magicians tricks…every trick, every cue- the penguin has figured it out. The audience can’t get enough of the penguin, and the magician finishes the show, furious, and goes to bed.
That night, the Cruise ship hits an iceberg, knocking the magician unconscious. When the magician awakens, he is floating on some driftwood, and there, next to him, is that damn penguin.
The penguin is staring at the magician, and continues to stare at him…without looking away or blinking, even once…in the 12 hours it takes the rescue crew to come and gather the survivors.
Finally, as they board the rescue ship, the penguin looks at the magician, and says-
“I give, what’d you do with the cruise ship? "
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