So a woman walks into a room and flips the switch only to find that the light bulb is out. She goes to her husband and says "Hun, the light bulb is out. Can you fix it?" The husband responds with "Humph, I'm not an electrician!" Later the wife goes to the store and her tire pops. She then calls her husband and says "Hun, the tire popped on me. Can you help me?" The Husband then says "Humph, I'm not a mechanic!" So the next day the husband goes to work and comes back to his wife. He notices that her tire has been replaced and the bulb was fixed. He then goes to his wife and says "Hey, did you fix the light and the tire?" The wife says to him "No, I called a guy and he fixed them for me, and all I had to do was either bake him a cake OR have sex with him." The husband arrogantly says "I see. So what flavor did you bake the cake?" The wife then turns around and says whilst grinning "Hmph, I'm not a pastry chef!"
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