Two drunk guys in a bar talk about their sex life. They come to their favourite positions and the drunker one says:
'Do you know the 'crazy bull'-position? It's tough man! '
The other one shrugs.
'Well, you take your wife from behind and while you're at it you lean forward and hold her as tight as you can and try not to let go..'
The other one asks what's tough about that.
'The moment you have a tight grip..you whisper in her ear 'your best friend always loved this position too ...my record is 4,5 seconds, a black eye and no sex for 5 weeks. Good luck man!'
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