Not a woman or a farmer, but a Polish man goes to a divorce lawyer....

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day the Polish man rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked the lawyer if the lawyer could arrange a divorce for him.



The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

*Have you any grounds?*

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

*No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?*

It made of concrete.

*I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?*

No, we have carport, and not need one.

*I mean what are your relations like?*

All my relations still in Poland .

*Is there any infidelity in your marriage?*

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

*Does your wife beat you up?*

No, I always up before her.

*Is your wife a nagger?*

No, she white.

*Why do you want this divorce?*

She going to kill me.

*What makes you think that?
What kind of proof?*

She going to poison me.
She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it says:


**Polish Remover**

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