A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day the Polish man rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked the lawyer if the lawyer could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
*Have you any grounds?*
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
*No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?*
It made of concrete.
*I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?*
No, we have carport, and not need one.
*I mean what are your relations like?*
All my relations still in Poland .
*Is there any infidelity in your marriage?*
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
*Does your wife beat you up?*
No, I always up before her.
*Is your wife a nagger?*
No, she white.
*Why do you want this divorce?*
She going to kill me.
*What makes you think that?
What kind of proof?*
She going to poison me.
She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it says:
**Polish Remover**
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