A man had a son, but he was born as only a head.

A man had a son, but he was born as only a head. The man loved his son very much and took care of him, even though he was only a head. When the son turned 21, the man took him to a bar. One whiskey for my boy, barkeep! said the man. You don't want to do that, said the bartender. He's a man, just turned 21! Get him a whiskey! I'm serious, the bartender insisted. It's a bad idea. Just do it! ordered the man. So the bartender got the head a whiskey, and when he drank it, he sprouted a body! The head and his dad were excited, but the bartender wasn't pleased. Wow, another one of those for my boy! yelled the man. It's a really bad idea, the bartender stated. Just give him a stupid whiskey! Geez, I'm payin', ain't I? said the man, a little frustrated now. So the bartender gave the son a whiskey, and he grew an arm! The father made the bartender give more whiskey to the head, and he grew another arm, a leg, another leg, and finally the head was a whole person. The son was so excited that he ran into the street, screaming and shouting happily, and was hit by a car and died. I told you, the bartender said. You should've quit while he was a head.