A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The
husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or
Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the
tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which
tooth it is."
The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth
and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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