Noam Chomsky, Kurt Gödel and Werner Heisenberg walk into a bar.

Heisenberg turns to the other and says “Obviously this is a joke, but how can we tell if it’s funny?” Gödel replies “We can’t know that because we’re inside the joke.” Chomsky says “Of course it’s funny, you’re just telling it wrong.”

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