...when he heart a faint chanting coming from a back alley.
As a curious man he walked a few feet down it to investigate. The chanting became more clear.
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
He was now rather concerned. He followed the chanting further and found it was coming from one house in particular. The chanting was louder now.
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
He walked right up to the window of the house and cautiously looked through the window. Inside he could see around fifteen men dressed in dark, hooded robes carrying candles. They seemed to have all their attention on one man who held a small cube which was covered in spots.
"Kill! Kill! Kill!"
Oh no wait I got it wrong. They were chanting "Die! Die! Die!"
(I made this joke up so no credit needed)
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