A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at 'it' for three days straight.
The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.
When his bride woke up, he said, "Honey would you like to see Oliver Twist?"
His bride replied, "You show me one more trick with that thing and I'm going home to mother!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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