A woman went to a resort with her son. When they came back home, she told her
husband, "I liked it very much. The sea was beautiful. Also, I met a Hero of the
Soviet Union, a nice guy."
The son said, "What kind of hero is he if he was afraid to be in the dark room
without my mom?"
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