A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and approaches the clerk. "Hello!" She says. "I'd like to buy a gallon of chocolate ice cream please." The clerk points at sign that reads "OUT OF CHOCOLATE" "Sorry about that ma'am" he says. "Anything else you'd like?" The woman thinks for a moment. "Ok, how about a half gallon of chocolate?" The clerk is confused and tries to explain to the woman that there is absolutely NO chocolate. The woman gets upset. "FINE! just give me a damn pint of chocolate!" The clerk then asks the woman: "Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?
"S-T-R-A-W" say the woman
"How about the VAN in vanilla?" Says the clerk
"V-A-N" the woman replies
"Finally, how about the FUCK in chocolate?"
The woman looks at him confused and says "There is no fuck in chocolate!"
The clerk grabs her by the shirt and yells "THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOUR DUMB ASS!"
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