Two women were having a shower in a public bathroom, when one of them noticed that the other woman has one breast longer then the second one.
Upon asking her "how come ?" , " That because my husband likes to suck their nipples" answered the woman.
Well, said the first lady " My husband also likes to do it, but my two breasts are the same size"- to that answered the other woman: " That's OK , but you see, we _sleep in two separated beds".
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