Some comedy about mother in laws...

Some comedy about mother in laws...NOT NECESSARILY THE TRUTH:
* Betty just got back from a pleasure trip, she took her mother-in-law to the
airport.
* Why do mother in laws sit in the back seat of the car? To give the rear
tires more traction.
* One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.
If fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and
replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
* Larry's mother-in-law sleeps with her glasses on. The better to see her
son-in-law suffer in her dreams.
* A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in h*ll.
* Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take
your pick?
Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer.
* The ultimate in mixed emotions - watching your mother-in-law drive over a
cliff in your brand new Mercedes.