So this one night I go out to the casino, I feel it's gonna be my lucky day today. I get to the ATM, take up all my motherfucking money (I'm poor so it's like 1000 Euro's). And I proceed to pimp-walk into the casino. I go hard, I'm up like 10K at one point, but even though I got swagger like Mick Jagger I go nearly broke before the end of the night. With only 20 Euro's left I leave the casino this night and walk straight for the cabs, but there's only one cab around. I ask the fella what I need to pay to get to my home and he tells me it's 30 Euro's. I beg the man to please bring me home and tell him of my misfortune that night. He tells me to go suck a dick and closes the door. I walked home.
A few weeks later I get some more money in the bank and like a real P-I-M-P I proceed to give all my sweet money to the casino, hoping I will make a killing this time. Well you cynical fucks, I actually do win like a champ this evening and I walk out that evening with about 20.000 Euro's. All happy and cheerfull about not having to walk home and being able to call an escort that evening I go to the cab spot. Now I'm out of the casino a lot earlier than last time and luckily there's plenty of cabs around.
The thing is, this one driver, who told me to go suck a dick is standing at the front of the row. Being on top of the world made me come up with a plan to get even with that guy real fast. I go into the last cab and ask how much it is to get to my house, the driver tells me it's 30 Euro's. I tell him I'll pay him €100 bonus if he's up for it and unzip my pants. The dude goes nuts and throws me out of the cab. Luckily for me all the other cab drivers also were not thristy for some man to man action. Arriving at my cab buddy from a couple of week ago I get in and ask him how much to get me home. He tells me €30, I tell him I had a great night at the casino and show him the money. I tell him I want to make people happy today and I'll give him €200 if he waves at all his colleagues when we drive away, but it has to be really cheerfull. The dude looks at me like I'm an idiot, but accepts.
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