One day he decides to ask his father where people came from and his father says..
" God created Adam and Eve and from them every person was born."
The kid was still a little confused so he asked his mother the same question and she answers...
" Well basically honey we evolved from apes."
The kid is even more confused now and goes back to his father and says," Mom says we evolved from monkeys!!".
The father replies," Son, I was telling you about my family... Your mother's family is none of my concern."
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