A little girl walks into her parents bedroom and sees them having sex, when the little girl asks what they are doing the mother replies "oh we was just baking a cake dear" and the little girl thinks nothing of it. a few days later the mother and her little girl are walking through a zoo when they see two chimpanzees having sex, the mother quickly reminds her daughter that the chimps are baking a cake and again the naive little girl thinks nothing of it.
1 week later the little girl runs into the kitchen and says to her mother "mommy you and daddy baked a cake yesterday didnt you"?, the mother confused and unnerved simply replies "yes, how did you know"? the little girl smiles and simply says "because i licked the icing off the sofa"
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