A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the Shadows.
"Twenty dollars" she whispers.
Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I's makin' love to me wife!", the Newfoundlander answers, annoyed.
"Oh! I'm sorry", says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Well, neidder did I, 'til ya shined that light in 'er face!"
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