A man has just been found guilty by the jury. The judge asks him "do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?"
"Fuck all," says the defendant.
The judge asks his defence council "what did he say?"
"He said 'fuck all' your honour."
The judge replies "are you sure, I could have sworn I saw his lips move!"
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