Little red riding hood never listened to her mom and went the long way
Cinderella used to party out until midnight
Snowwhite had some weird dwarf fetish and lived with 7 guys
Robin hood was a "Fuck da police guy" and an expert theif
Tarzan lived out naked with his shlong dangling
And people still wonder why our generation is shit
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